Telephone Conversation

Conversation 1

Vodafone and grandmother

G: Hello?

V: Good Morning, I'm Soraya Lopez and I belong to Vodafone company. Could I speak to propanoato de metilo?

G: Oh sorry, I'm Nitroglicerina and he is my grandson, what do you want?

V: I would like to talk with your grandson for tell him our new offers.

G: Oh my darling, he is close to me, tell me your offers

V: Sorry miss nitroglicerina but I have ti talk with your grandson

G: Oh reallay, you can't talk to me?

V: Of course that I can talk to you but I can't tell you our offers

G: If you you want I can take a message for him

V: well, I'll tell you the offers but only if you would tell the offers to him

G: Oh yes yes yes no problem

V: Well, we have a neww offer for Internet

G: Oh wait a moment I have to turn off the oven because I'm making croquetas

V: Eh Ok? ... But be hurry, please

G: Yes yes don't worry

*sound of the oven*

G: Ok I have just finished, tell me the offers

V:Well I was telling you, that we have...

G: No way! Wait a moment my son is trying to eat the croquetas

V: Ok... but be very very hurry, please !

G: Yes yes don't worry

*Pepeeeeeeeeeee don't touch the croquetas!*

G: Ok sorry, Pepe is a little bit curious

V: It doesn't matter miss nitroglicerina dont' worry, I'll call your grandson tomorrow Ok? When is the bet tie for call him?

G: Emmm... I don't know I think between four and eight

V: Ok thank you

G: But I'm not sure when he will arrive to home

V: Could you give me his mobile phone?

G: 123456789

V: Could you repeat please?

G: 123456789

V: Perfect, thank you for all, I'm suire that the croquetas will be very very good

G: Oh If you want you can come with us

V: Oh no , the croquetas are for your grandson

G: Ok Ok, well I have to hang off the telephone because Pepe is triying to eat them again

V: Ok don't worry thak you for all. Bye

G: Bye bye

*Pepeeeeeeeeeee...*

*pi pi pi*

Technical services

TS: Client assistant on the phone

P: Good Morning I'm calling you because...

TS: Good Morning could you tell me your name?

P: Of course my name is Pechitos Mctetis, and...

TS: Nice to meet you miss Pechitos, what's your problem?

P: I'm calling on behaef of my neighbourgh, she is rumain and she has just bought a neww laptop with your new operate system. do you know waht am I talking about?

TS: Naturally, Miss Pechitos...

P: well the case it's that she has hired a modem to be conected to Internet and the computer rejects it

TS: On moment miss Pechitos I'm going to talk with the Technical Services

P: Ok

*chanananananana*

TS: Sorry miss Pechitos but I don't understand your case, I'll put you through with the technical services Ok?

P: Ok, no problem

*chanananananana*

TS: technical Services on the phone

P: Good Morning I'm calling you because...

TS: Good Morning Could you tell me your name please?

P: Of course my name is Pechitos Mctetis and...

TS: Nice to meet miss Pechitos my college tell me your situation. ok. when did she buy the laptop?

P:Last week but the Internet doesn't work...

TS: When did realise that The Internet doesn't work?

P: When we tried to conected it to the Internet, it was the last sunday, but on weekend there isn't Technical services

TS: Ok let me speak with the area boss

*chananananana*

TS: Good Morning area boss on the phone

P: Hello I'm Pechitos Mctetis and my problem is...

TS: Nice to meet you miss Pechitos, ok tell your problem

P: My problem is that my neighbourgh has just hired a new modem with your company but it doesn't work

TS: Did you try to plug in?

P: Of course, do you think that I am silly?

TS: Oh no no no, but did you plug in correctly?

P: Of course yes !

TS: Ok one moment I'll check the line

*chanananana*

TS: Well the line it's perfect

P: I know it. They checked it at the shop and they give us a new target. But the problem is that my neighbourgh haven't got Internet and she is paying for it

TS: Ok so you need a driver for it. Wait a moment I'll speak to the bussiness man

P: Oh shit !

*chananananana*

TS: Bussiness man on the phone

P: Hello

TS: could you tell me your name?

P: Are you kidding me?

TS: Of course not

P: Look my name is Pechitos Mctetis and I am calling because my neighbourgh rarrarrasputina hasn't got internet. Please help me because I have to fee to the dog and the tiger... Oh my god! Wait a moment the tiger is eating the sofa *ankawaaaa don't eat the sofa, it's very expensive!*

TS: I'll put you through with the psycoterapist

P: NO WAY!

*pi pi pi*

Sheila y Sofía

AUSTRIA

Hello, my name is Iván and the following assigment about Austria a country where the music and the art are an important part of the life. First at all, the capitol of Austria is Vienna, whose population overcomes the 1 million of inhabitants, it’s the only city that overcomes this number, the following city with more population is Graz, and it’s followed by Linz, Salzburg and Innsbruck. The official language is the German due to that in the past Austria belonged to German empire.

Secondly, I must mention about the economy that is prosperous and very good, this has done that the Austrians are the richest third country of the European Union what has provided a high standard of living, furthermore, historically Germany has been the most commercial partner of Austria. The former currency of Austria was the Austrian chelin, but since 2002 the currency, like in the most of the countries of the European Union is the Euro.
As for the weather, the most country is really cold owed to that two thirds of the country is in the Alps.

Now, I'm going to allude about about the history of Austria, that is very long, but, we could say that the most of the history of Austria begin with the family Habsburg in the XIV and the XV centuries and its relation with the other royal families of Europe. In the XIX, It joins with Hungary and forms one of Europe's largest empires. In the First world war that burst by the murders of the princes of the Austria-Hungary empire, it belonged to the central block, with Germany and the Ottoman Empire and they were defeated by the Allies´ block, the empire divided and Austria remain come down to a fourth part of the territory of the former empire because the repairs of the war. This ended with the Habsburg Family and began with the Austrian Republic. In 1938, it was invaded by the Nazis and when the Second World War ended it remained neutral till 1995 when it enters in the European Union, moreover there are Austrians famous people like Maria Antoinette, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Sigmund Freud, Erwin Schrödinger, Adolf Hitler, Arnold Schwarzenegger or Niki Lauda.

Perhaps in other countries he art does not deserve an important mention but in Austria does, especially in the music where go to the opera is ordinary. Vienna is considered the second cultural capitol of Europe this is thanks to the labour of prominent figures so famous as Mozart, Haydn, Johann Strauss, Beethoven, which lived in Vienna, and Gustav Klimt, one of the most important painters of the movement Ars Nuvo.

In the aspect of the tradition, Austria has very much jointly with the German tradition as in the food as in the holidays, although the most interesting holiday is the fifth of December, the Krampus an evil character arrives, when some Austrians wear like monsters to scare the bad children and in the sixth of December Nikolaus arrives and defeats the Krampus. The national Austrian holiday is the October 26 since 1955 when Austria declare neutral.

Finally, I chose this country because I always want to visit Vienna because its beauty and its museums and theatres, and because I love the Germanic culture.
To sum up I recommend to visit Austria or live in because, in my opinion is one of the most beautiful places and prosperous place to live

PHONE CONVERSATION

Conversation 1

A:Hey Tom, It's Juan.
B:Hey,Juan,What's up,man?
A:Nothing at all. Have you received my message?
B:Yes,but I don't understand it.
A:Why? I think that I spoke clearly.
B:Maybe you did,but I don't understand chinese.
A:It was in english...
B:Oh, then I think that you have to improve a little bit your english,well,whatever the language.What did you mean?
A:Well, I have a problem,man, a big trouble. Do you know that gorgeous girl called Nataly?
B:Yes, a beautiful one, you're really lucky,man.
A:Yes,in part.Well, it seems that we had a crazy night the last saturday and it seems that it has been translated in a pregnancy.
B:What!!?? Are you kidding me?
A:Well,that's not the worst part, imagine waking up the next day with her parents closed to me and asking me responsabilities.
B:Haha, it seems a joke.
A:Yes,yes, laugh,but imagine me as a father,man. I think that anybody would want me as a father,not even.
B:Yes, someone that was arrested in three times and is the biggest drunkard that I've ever seen, I think that it wouldn't be the best father figure that a child can have. Don't you think about the abortion?
A:Yes, but Nataly and Nataly's parents are really traditional.
B:How traditional they are?
A: The wedding will be the next month, you´re invited,of course.
B:What's the hell? Are you going to get marry with someone that you've met in a night. Do you get retard in these three days or what?
A:No,man, in these three days I've matured, I've understood that in charge of the responsabilities of all my acts, and if I had a mistake I have to...
B:You didn't have a crazy night with Nataly.
A:What...What do you mean?
B:I mean that you didn't have a crazy night because you were really drunk and when you were ready to have it, you went into comma. We promised that we'll keep the secret but I can't stand how you destroy your life.
A:Wait, wait, what's the meaning of we...?
B:Well, you didn't have a crazy night but Nataly does.
A:Don't kide me, you...
B:No,no,well,actually yes but it was a few minutes in comapration with others.
A:With others???
B:Yes, veryone enjoyed with her, I don't know what is the meaning of traditional for that chick, but is the strangest meaning that I've ever heard.
A: So why that bi... I mean, why Nataly told me that she's pregnant of me?
B: Well, I don't know but I think that she foundher desperate and instead say to her parents that the father could be any guy of the party, she decided to burden with the responsability to the fool guy that was in comma in the bed.
A:Why exist girls such as witches? And what I must do now? I don't want to be the father of something that even the mother doesn't know who is the biological father.Moreover, My parents are really proud for their first grandson, they have lost any hope to be grandparents. My flat is full of stupid stuffs of babies. Oh, man, this a nightmare.
B:Well, I'm going to give you the best advice that you'll never receive.
A:Which one?
B: Go abroad and start a new life, if I were you I'd go to China.
A:China?? Why??
B: Well, with that english so seemed to chinese it would be easier for you China.
A:Well, I'll leave right now.
B:Ah and I almost forget it, before you leave you should go to my home and pay my 20$ of the party.
A:Ok, it's thanked that the great friends help you in so hard moments.
B: Well, friends are for this. Good luck, man.
A:Go to hell.
B:What?
A:Nothing, I'll miss you,guy.
A: Bye.

Conversation 2

A: Hey, Tom, Tom, are you there?? Tom!!
B:Who's it? Why is it speaking in chinese?
A:I'm speaking in english, damned retard, I'm Juan.
B:Hey, what's up, man? Are you having a good time in China?
A:Oh yes, I was having a good time till someone started to give a reward for me.
B:Oh, so, so you get famous in only one month. Well done, I've never imagined it from you. Well, now, seriously, the drugs there are more powerful or what?
A:Well, the drugs are good, but... Wait, wait, I'm not talking about that.
B: Well, say whatever you want to say at once.
A: Ok, what I want to say is that, at first it seemed a joke, but when a man entered in your home, breaking your door,with your photo in his hand, shouting in chinese and throwing you knifes. Your life changes.
B: Well,maybe a disatisfied boyfriend?
A:Do you believe that this is a funny situation, damned fool?
B:Or maybe someone that was insulted by you. The chinese are very respectful and two thirds parts of all the words that you say are insults, so look after your words if you don't want to receive a kick in your fat foreigner ass.
A; Don't test me Tom... Well, I got to scape from there by the window, the room was in the twenty-seventh floor and I don't know how I achieved it yet. When I got the street, a car stopped and three men kidnapped me.
B: And what was their proposes? Because I don't think that the chineses entertain kidnapping people.
A:I discovered their proposes later so let me tell the events the order, please. Well, they took me to a dark room and I felt in a movie, man: people shouting in your face and a guy smoking in the dark corner.
B:Yes, it could be the plot of a blockbuster, hey, do you know who I see the last saturday?
A:Surprise me.
B: Nataly, she was very affected,man. You've really hurt her.
A:And of whom it is the fault?
B:You can't scape from your responsabilities. She was so sad because she believed that something bad happened, so I had to calm her saying that you had to having fun in China.
A:Well, it explains everything.
B:It explains what?
A:Why you are so retard and why Nataly's father was in that room.
B:Oh, damn, sorry,man, you know that I have limitations.
A:Yes, it's seen to simple sight, and do you know that Nataly's father is a C.I.A. ex-agent expert in tortures? And so we were in China, he showed me how much efficient are the chinese tortures.
B:Well, at least you tried something traditional of China, and how are they?
A:There is no time to talk about that, but my low parts continue suffering it. Well, I took advantage of a distraction and I achieved to scape and, then, I've called you.
B: And what do you flirt that I do so far?
A:I don't know, I'm naked and I didn't know whom calling. Please, do something, call the army,the police, a ninjas or my parents. I don't care but do something.
B:Ok,ok... Oh, I have to hang up.
A:Why?
B:Nataly's waking up.
A:What!!?? What do you mean? I'm not for jokes Tom.
B:Goodbye man and good luck.
A:Wait a moment, wait a moment.

Telephonic call!

-Hello Antonia!

-Ooh..hello?

-Hello! are you Antonia, isn't you?

-Yes, I am..

-Oh, perfect, how are you?

-Good good, and you?

-Good thanks.. mmm, do you know who I am?

-Oooh! yes, of course...hahaha, what a lot of time!

- Yeah.. haha! well, listes Anto, can Y ask you something please? I need your helpness.

-Yes, of course.. the friends exist for helping!

-Haha.. which friends? May be you want to say cousins?

-Cousins? aaah! hahah... yes, yes, of course...I was jocking! Ok, tell me, how can I help you?

-Mmmm, well, I need you to give me an advice, you are very good and always your advices helps me!

-Ok, ok... then, tell me,what is the situation? What happen?

-Ok..perhaps it's a bit stupid, and all is a mistake mine, but I have to listen my heart...and I think my girlfriend..my girlfriend...

-What? What happen with your girlfriend?

- I think she already doesn't love me..

-Why do you think that?

-Well... yesterday, I saw her in the street with another boy, and she said me that he was his cousin Luis, but I didn't believe her and I was too gelous, then I decided ask her brother Tom if they have a cousin called Luis...

- And what?

-and he said no!

-Mmmmm...

-Then, what are you thinking?

-Mmm..It doesn't listen very well, but..ok, cousin,I think you must speak with your girl about how you feel and.. I don't know, perhaps It's a bilge that you have in your head...Well, speak with her and then you tell me ok..co..cousin?

-Yes, It's the better thing that I can do, but...I'm afraid, I love her so much, and if she already doesn't love me, I don't know how will I feel after slipt up with her.

-Well, don't worry ok? we're speaking then? Kisses, co..cousin..

-Wait! wait! Antonia,thank you for your attention, but..changing topic...I hear your voice deppressed, are you ok?

-Ooh.. yes, yes, I'm ok! may be it's because of the time..

- The time?

-Yes, it's raining, and the rain deppresses me..

-Ooh! hahaha, girls.. well, do you want meet me? The loneliness is bad in this cases.. haha!

-Yes, but..I don't know..

-Listen, we can take a coffee at Nespress' bar in Forty Street.. what do you think?

-Mmmm..

-Yes! please! we can go, we can go, we can go..this evening! Please, cousin please.. I want to see you!

-Ok, ok..but.. I have you to say something..

-What? What's up?

- You are my cousin.. right?

-Yes.. of course I'm your cousion Anto! haha!.. ooh, wait a moment, my mum has come... Helloo mum!

-Helloo Pepeee! I'm already here!

-Ooh! Pepeee! my cousin..Pepe..

-Yes, yes,I'm Pepe hahah.. well, what did you want to say me?

-Oh, nothing nothing! I'm very glad to hear you!

-Anto.. are you ok? the deppession isn't very good eeh..

-Hahaha, yeah..I know..sorry for being strange with you..

-Emmm? You are all crazy!! Ok, so...at 5.00 o'clock in Forty Street ok?

-Ok, Pepe! See you there...oh! Kisses for your mum!

-ok, another for you Antonia! See you soon, byee!

-Bye, goodbye!

My perfect job

I supose that the prefect job is where you don´t work too hard and you earn a lot of money and the most important thing you must like these job because if you don´t like your job you will be always stressful, angry and tired.

The prefect job for me is to be naval architect because I will can make plans or motors of really bigs ships like Titanic and of course I will earn a lot of money. Another things of prefect job are that you need vacation and habilities to do these job.

In my opinion, you coud have a perfect job if you are respnsible, inteligent and kind person because with these qualities you could get every job that you like.